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- •Wearing Too Much Body SprayI would rather smell your BO for miles than smell whatever AXE bullshit you sprayed all over yourself.
- •Inspirational T-ShirtsSweating for the wedding, barbells and mascara, beast mode, YOU GET THE IDEA - let's all agree these are the worst. Just wear an old shirt and stop making me read your boobs.
- •Lift Noises that Sound Like MurderBro. If it's so heavy you sound like you just coughed up your larynx - take some weight off. We all still think you're awesome.
- •If I'm trying to get coffee in the morning and you're starring at the woman who can't scan your damn watch causing us all to wait an extra 9 minutes I want to murder you with the shards of your watch.
- •Don't send your heartbeat. I can't believe that's even a thing - send me a hilarious video of a cat or a raccoon that thinks he's a dog.
- •I hate when I can see people scrolling through the most boring parts of the Internet just because it's on your wrist. Do you really care about wind patterns? No. No you don't.
- •82% of the people wearing these act like it's an inconvenience when they get a message on it. Like "oh the struggle of the connected class." Bitch, if you don't like it take it off.