1. Wearing Too Much Body Spray
    I would rather smell your BO for miles than smell whatever AXE bullshit you sprayed all over yourself.
  2. Inspirational T-Shirts
    Sweating for the wedding, barbells and mascara, beast mode, YOU GET THE IDEA - let's all agree these are the worst. Just wear an old shirt and stop making me read your boobs.
  3. Lift Noises that Sound Like Murder
    Bro. If it's so heavy you sound like you just coughed up your larynx - take some weight off. We all still think you're awesome.
  4. Guys Going Too HARD in the Boxing Room
    Did you catch Southpaw on Redbox? Me too.
  5. Makeup
    Girls who come full Glamour Shots 1999 - what are you doing.