Best Names, Hockey Edition

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  1. Daren Puppa
    Even if it was pronounced Puppa like puppies he'd be on this list. But it's Puppa like pooper. He was a goalie so he had his own Puppa Scooper.
  2. Parris Duffus
  3. Hakan Loob
    Came here to do two things: score some goals and spread some phlegm.
  4. Radek Bonk
    Onomatopoeia points!
  5. Cal Clutterbuck
    Cal Clutterbuck conceals clandestine clues in cloistered closets. Cal Clutterbuck conceals clandestine clues in cloistered closets. Cal Clutterbuck conceals clandestine clues in cloistered closets.
  6. Toe Blake
    Hockey players don't use their toes. How prominent/deformed/aromatic must this guy's toes have been to be called Toe?
  7. Per Djoos
    Joe Pesci doing a table read for 'Narrator' in 'Deuteronomy and Me'.
  8. Arturs Irbe
  9. Miroslav Satan
    Diabolical fact: he never played for the Devils... the Devils played for him!
  10. Every other player all-time except Mike Green