Freak Accidents I Worry About

These are real.
  1. Space junk through sun roof
  2. Cabinets fall off walls and trap me while I die of bacteria in my wounds from my filthy kitchen floor
  3. Poison snake nesting in fridge who attacks me when I'm eating at midnight and my reflexes are slow
  4. Toddler serial killer
  5. Sudden allergy to limes during Margarita Madness