Freak Accidents I Worry About
These are real.
- •Space junk through sun roof
- •Cabinets fall off walls and trap me while I die of bacteria in my wounds from my filthy kitchen floor
- •Poison snake nesting in fridge who attacks me when I'm eating at midnight and my reflexes are slow
- •Toddler serial killer
- •Sudden allergy to limes during Margarita Madness