REASONS WHY THIS IS THE BEST DANCE PARTY I'VE EVER BEEN TO

I promise I do things other than dance, but I wish I didn't.
  1. The DJ is a ginge with a man bun.
    And it works..........?
  2. I only looked at my phone twice
    And it was legitimately because someone was texting.
  3. Someone just said, "Do you even vape bro?"
    But it was *ironic*
  4. There's a dog here
    It freaks me out though because it has a tongue like an anteater.
  5. I heard a cool new song about drugs.