THOUGHTS ON CHRISTMAS
The older you are the weirder it gets.
- •Don't accidentally tell all of the little kids that Santa isn't real...shit.
- •Is it okay to have 5 cookies even though the kids were told to only have two?
- •Everyone needs to stop asking me when I'm going to have kids. Like yo, I'm not married and I still play Mario Party.
- •Whatever I'm going to eat 7 cookies, it's a holiday, and I'm an adult.
- •Okay it's fine, I hate the gift but I need to keep smiling and casually look for the gift receipt.
- •Finally, everyone's gone and I can finally put on sweatpants since I've eaten 10 cookies.