Thoughts at the Airport
I'm about to board a redeye at LAX so this is what's going through my head.
- •Please don't be on my flightScreaming children and anyone who seems to have the plague.
- •Haven't you ever traveled before?This isn't rocket science.
- •What are you wearing? Why?What if you get caught in someone else's TMZ shot? Don't you want to look human?
- •Does everyone suddenly crave McDonalds?Please don't bring that on this flight. 🙏🏼
- •Do I have to pee?No but I'll try because God knows I refuse to pee on planes.
- •Where are my sleepy pills?
- •Are you drunk?I wish I was drunk. The redeye is a long flight.
- •Hope my phone stays charged.