At thanksgiving dinner my grandmother, out of nowhere, invited me to spend the night at her house and I felt obliged to say yes.
  1. "Ooh you're smarter than you look"
    Because I turned on the AC in the car
  2. "How would you liked to have been a confederate soldier and march through the snow up to the hill top?"
    For some reason she thought to say this as we were driving up a hill on the road. I don't know.
  3. "JJ why don't you teach tori how to connect the tracks? She doesn't know how she's a girl."
    Her talking to a two year old boy building train tracks.
  4. "Has your mother lost weight?" "Yes I've noticed tell her it makes her look frisky and young"