THINGS MY MOM HAS SAID
I love my mom and she loves me but we have struggled ever since my older brothers moved out leaving the house to just the two of us
- •"I bought some queen Latifa make up today"
- •**picks up t-shirt that says Hilton Head Island** "Oh I thought this said Elton John hahaha"
- •"Can you get off this cart? I can't even see past you fat ass?"Lol my mom said this because I got on the cart at Walmart
- •"If you post that I'm not buying you anything from Urban Outfitters. No Lush I'm telling ya"Me after I told her I was putting her quote about me being a fat ass on the list app lololol
- •"I'm gonna stick my foot up your ass"
- •"Hah Will Arnets a dick"We were watching the Lego movie
- •"Mmmm Denzel Washington !!!"