What happens when you find a box full of minion plush toys

I'm so sorry this isn't a good list but I just finished an exam and I need to UNWIND MY BREIN ⛑
  1. First feeling: Horror
    You've seen these bastards everywhere and for them to have the nerve to come in your place of peace (Bed Bath and Beyond) is outraging
  2. Second Feeling: Curiousness
    I mean this bin is fuckinf full of these yellow pills. .. It's almost .. Like you yourself could fit
  3. First Action: You Step In
    What does this mean? Are younow a minion? Is this where you have always belonged ?
  4. Third Feeling: Serenity
    You are being hugged 360° by the "bee-doing" plumps and it's wonderful
  5. Fourth Feeling: Reality
    Wait. THIS ISNT YOU , YOU QUESTIONABLE TEEN. MINIONS! FUCKING MINIONS GET OUT IF THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN DAMMIT
  6. Second Action: Retreat
    But you only realize that you're trapped
  7. Forever in your minion basket
  8. Being hugged at all angles of your body by these pus colored beings
  9. you are forever stuck with these 20 dollar pillows
    $20 are u kidding me !!!
  10. o well "bee do" as my yellow children would say
  11. ..