BANDS THAT WOULD HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR NAMES IF I JOINED

And they would all be lucky to have me goddammit
  1. Fifth Harmony -> Sixth Harmony
  2. Little Mix -> Little-ish Mix
  3. Florence + The Machine -> Florence + The Machine + Tori
  4. Yes -> Maybe, I'll Let You Know
  5. Simple Plan -> Unnecessarily Complex Plan
  6. The Who -> The Who Did You Get This Number From
  7. No Doubt -> Moderate Amount of Doubt
  8. Plain White T's -> Plain White T's with Spaghetti Stains
  9. Yeah Yeah Yeahs -> Nah Nah Nahs
  10. Boys Like Girls -> Boys Like Girls Who Aren't Me
  11. All Time Low -> actually nvm that one still works