Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't love, ship.
  1. Pat Sajak and Vanna White
    They fuckin' right?
  2. Anderson Cooper and @andycohen
  3. Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas
    Couple name: Dick
  4. Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben
  5. Any two of the Chopped judges
  6. My dog and the dog next door
  7. Me and literally anyone