DATING RULES I'VE BROKEN
Rebel without a date
- •Wait for him to initiate contact3 day rule? He's lucky if I wait 3 hours
- •No sex before monogamyIt would be weird to ask if we are exclusive as I stumble out of the bar, right?
- •Don't accept a last-minute date"Hey wanna get coffee 5 minutes ago?" "Yea!"
- •Don't bring up politicsI have not once but twice asked someone about the election while my top was off
- •Don't bring up religion"Have you seen Jesus Camp?"
- •Be nice"Do you come here often?" *eye roll* "Do you say that often?"
- •Be nice pt. 2"Do you have a cigarette?" *scoffs* "I don't pay for cancer."
- •Order something smallSalad is what I eat before a 16 oz. rib eye
- •Don't bring up exesI lead with exes
- •Let him make the first moveIs putting my hand on your crotch too forward?