FUN PARTY IDEAS
You're all invited
- •Cinderella PartyInvite 8-10 friends over and have them sweep, dust, and vaccuum your bedroom while you watch YouTube makeup tutorials on your bed. Call whoever's slacking a "little tit mouse."
- •Random Cup PartyGather for some ol' fashioned drinking with friends and place a tab of a drug of your choice into one unmarked cup. Hope it's (not) yours!
- •"Milk & Cookie" SwapGather hungover at a local brunch spot and exchange creepy phrases that strangers said to you the night before while you wait 2 hours for a rooftop table.
- •Macho Nacho PartyMake your friends bring tortilla chips, cheese, and salsa to your apartment. Endlessly neg the guy who accidentally bought part-skim cheddar.
- •The Dark RoastCongregate with your entire pre-calc class at the closest Starbucks once the last bell rings. Audibly talk shit on the barista while you slurp your caramel fraps.
- •Liz Lemon PartyFulfill your obligation to jury duty, being drafted in the army, a subpoena.
- •Pool PartyGather $10 from everyone in your office for "Sarah's going away gift." Buy yourself a membership to a swanky swim club. Tell the office that Sarah's a bitch and never sent a thank you.
- •The Ultimate Surprise PartyHave unprotected sex, ignore the fact that your body feels different for nearly a year. Pop out a human as your closest 10 medical professionals simultaneously pop confetti things. Say "but I wanted an iPad," when a nurse compliments this special gift.