GUYS WHO WOULD TOTALLY GHOST ME
I mean, I thought we had a nice time...
- •EthanLet him graze my boob (the big one) at the winter formal. Ignores me on Monday in pre-calc.
- •MartyMeet up at campus bar after chatting on tinder. He's already three beers in when I arrive and drunkenly talks about his friend "Rory" the whole time. We go back to his dorm and fool around. He has whiskey dick so I big-spoon him until he falls asleep. He unmatches me the next day.
- •TimGive him a blow jay under the bleachers after the game. Never texts back.
- •ShawnSloppy make out sesh in movie theatre. Find him flirting with my BFF at her locker.
- •DracoHave nice afternoon in Hogsmeade. Run into him on campus and I say "Hey! What's up?" He keeps walking but mumbles that he has a lot on his mind right now.