HOW TO EAT LIKE ME

This is not a diet I would recommend
  1. Banana
    Breakfast of say, people who come in like 5th place
  2. Sabra Supremely Spicy hummus
    I know Sabra kinda sucks as a company and I did find a bug in mine the other day but I can't stop
  3. Siggis yogurt
    Eat this shit on my break at work
  4. Dunkin Donuts iced coffee
    Cream no sugar
  5. Red wine
    That's what it looks like when I pour it
  6. Doughnuts
    This has been the background on my computer for about 2 years
  7. What is a vegetable and where can I find one?