IF YOU CAN'T LOVE ME...

Inspired by my bio bc I am my greatest inspiration 💁🏼
  1. At my Kraft Mac n' Cheese
    You don't deserve me at my Annie's
  2. At my rail vodka soda
    You don't deserve me at my Ketel One martini
  3. At my "F" in Microeconomics
    You don't deserve me at my "B-" when I retook the class
  4. At my off-brand Nutella
    You don't deserve me at my acclaimed guacamole
  5. At my big mouth
    You don't deserve me at my big butt
  6. At my poppy seeds in my teeth
    You don't deserve me at my chia seeds in my teeth
  7. At my triple chins on Snapchat
    You don't deserve me at my superlikes on Tinder
  8. At my "Your account has a low balance."
    You don't deserve me at ✨p@y d@y✨
  9. At my 12,000 emails on my phone
    You don't deserve me at my alarm named "Today will be a good day!"