INANIMATE OBJECTS I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO

If you've never felt a tingle in your Pringle for any of these, then you're probably a normal human and I'm sorry to have bothered you.
  1. Titleist hats
    On a hunky man
  2. In-ground pools
    Lather me up and leave me for dead
  3. A dozen doughnuts
    😅
  4. Plaid shirts
    I still think about one an old crush wore all the time
  5. Roof-top patios
    ~Swoon~
  6. Wooden wick candles
    That crackle tho
  7. Trampolines
    Gets my heart racing
  8. Micron pens
    So smoOth
  9. Fun socks from Forever 21
    I own these
  10. Starbucks gift card
    The ultimate aphrodisiac