MEMORABLE WALKS OF SHAME
A Walk to Remember 💖
- •To the buffet for just three more strips of bacon
- •To bed when I woke up on the couch at 7 am using my fully unbuttoned front-buttoning skirt as a blanket
- •Back to the hotel room of a kid I slept with after realizing I left my very large hoop earrings behindI only went back bc they were actually my friend's. my b @jennaec
- •From the gym to the car after a pathetic 20 minute "workout"
- •To a human-operated check out line when I'm waiting for a self-checkout machine to open up and a cashier says to me, "I can take you over here"Can't you see you're ruining my life?
- •To the counter of a Dominos to claim the pizza I fell asleep waiting for inside of said DominosIt was Halloween and I was dressed as (a sleepy) Amy Winehouse
- •To the bus stop senior year of high school when I was 18 and still getting to school via yellow school bus
- •From the main stage at a music festival to the porta potties with the understanding that I will have to poop in one
- •Laps around Whole Foods to eat the samples and then leave without buying anythingGuac, cheese, and dessert??? Cheapest lunch in town
- •Wandering around lost and confused on a street corner with a handle of Smirnoff in hand ("I don't need a bag!") waiting for my friend who drove me to come back from 7-11