MY POTENTIAL "REAL HOUSEWIVES" CATCHPHRASES

I can only aspire to be a part of this great television franchise
  1. "Rules are meant to be broken and I pay someone to pick up the pieces."
  2. "Cash is king and I'm the queen."
  3. "Take a number. Just not mine."
  4. "Sticks and stones may break my bones but I have a plastic surgeon for that."
  5. "Ladies Who Lunch? More like, Bitches Who Brunch"
  6. "My dogs are my life. I couldn't risk an ugly kid."
  7. "If you can't handle the truth, don't bother asking."
  8. "Behind these hazel eyes is the optic nerve you stupid *bleep*"
  9. "I married for money."