NICKNAMES I'VE GIVEN MYSELF FOR WHAT I DO FOR A "LIVING"

I cut fruit in a grocery store because nobody else will hire me. I also tend to the salad bar which ruins my life.
  1. Fruit Ninja
    I wield a very large knife
  2. Kiwi Herman
  3. Edible Arranger in Training
    ✨dream job💫
  4. Melon Baller
  5. Salad Barista
  6. Tuna Salad Tori
    You haven't lived til you scoop tuna hungover at 6:30am
  7. Loser
  8. Sad Sack
  9. Girl Who Doesn't Smile
    Others likely call me this as well