there's no such thing as a dumb question
  1. An acquaintance without Internet access
  2. A sister who has a blanket tucked up to her chin but wants to know "what else that guy is in"
  3. An annoying Starbucks patron
  4. A neighbor who doesn't clean up his dog's poop
  5. A girl on a train reading "The Girl on the Train"
  6. A flight attendant named Nancy
  7. Jesus
  8. Yourself