Personal Ads I Would Put Out if That Was Still a Thing
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- •Single white female. Usually hungry. Will cook for you because she doesn't trust you in her kitchen.
- •23, college grad, has job, no kids, no pets, no life.
- •Single white female. Not divorced but acts like it. Seeking guy that looks gay but isn't. Don't be short.
- •Single white female. Aggressive but not in the way you want. Likes quiet evenings AND quiet mornings.
- •Single white female. 5'3" nice boobs. Left one is bigger.
- •Single white female. Comes from broken home but it doesn't affect my everyday life I swear my dad only left when I was four and got some lady pregnant and I'm worried about my half brother and how much is this per word again?
- •5'3 and not exactly conventionally hot aka participant in the wellness program at work so I get cheap healthcare
- •Single white gurl who sometimes talks like this and it's not always ironic. Seeking guy I can call daddy as a joke and won't get all weird
- •24 if we're rounding up. Likes grinding with drunk men in bars. Hates waiting in line for the bathroom at bars.
- •Single white ladie. Funnier than u. Don't @ me unless u mean it. x0