Q&A: My Dad's 3rd Wedding

Add your questions bc I can't possibly just tell the whole story in list format
  1. Did your dad actually get married three times?
    Yes
  2. What role did you play in the wedding?
    Suggested by   @joemurphy
  3. I was one of three bridesmaids. I wore an ugly dress
  4. Also was self-assigned social media manager
  5. Is 3rd time a charm ?
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  6. Tbh my dad will likely always be more or less miserable and I'm convinced this is for tax purposes
  7. Was, by any chance, the dead mother of the bride able to make an appearance?
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  8. Oh you mean
  9. what beach?
    i wanna go and recreate the fall
    Suggested by   @catharuin
  10. Ocean City Maryland
    Do it up
  11. Was there any hiccups (idk like a fall of some kind) that ruined/made the day?
    Suggested by   @DawnCloud
  12. I fell, we fell, she fell, sea shell
  13. What, no pastie pictures? If no, why? Would it have spoiled the surprise for Dad?
    Suggested by   @MaddyandOwensMom
  14. Not sure it actually happened/may have been a dream/blocked it from my memory
  15. Also, in previous list, there is a paper umbrella. My question: Why? Still wish there was a picture of the pasties but, I understand why it may seem like a delusion.
    Suggested by   @MaddyandOwensMom
  16. The parasol was a prop that said "just married" I know nothing more of it's intent
  17. Can we know more about the toe or is that off limits/too traumatizing?
    Suggested by   @ladyprofessor
  18. The toe is gross and there is a similarly ugly toes on both feet.
  19. I just wanna know if I'm invited to the fourth wedding...?
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  20. Yes come one come all
  21. Where was her deceased father?
    Suggested by   @lindsayhyndman
  22. Idk actually
  23. Were there a lot of tears? Who, what, when, where, why?
    Suggested by   @lindsayhyndman
  24. Yea and mostly from my dad
  25. Is there a honeymoon? If so where?
    Suggested by   @DawnCloud
  26. Yes, Margaritaville in Florida
  27. Could I petition to be flower girl for the 4th?
    Suggested by   @ameliaville
  28. Probably
  29. Whyyyyy did you get kicked out of the bar?!?!?
    Suggested by   @ameliaville
  30. My 19 y/o brother was allegedly drinking/holding a drink