1. Gluuuuurg
    You ate ice cream and a bag of microwave popcorn for dinner
  2. Gurgggggg
    A bruised banana on the way to work was a sad breakfast and you know it
  3. Gooogledy goog
    Yogurt time!!!!!!!
  4. Gug gug gug
    I'm literally shoving leaves in my mouth rn and you're still making noise can you chill dude
  5. Guuuuuuuuupy goss
    Ok I only have to pee but you're making noises and the girl in the stall next to me totally thinks I'm gonna poop and she's gonna tell everyone
  6. Goggy gog
    I'm so tired guess I'll eat half a container of hummus
  7. Godddy goggles
    Ok fine I'll make my ~signature~ meal called "literally anything with sautéed spinach and mushrooms"
  8. Ggggggggggg
    I forgot to drink water today
  9. Glooog
    "Speak the truth even if your voice shakes"