TIMES I PRETENDED I WAS SLEEPING
Fooled yas all
- •When my roommate came home blackout drunk at 11pm on a Sunday and fell out of her bed, crawled to the bathroom and barfed for the next four hoursPoor girl was starting her new job the next day YOLO amirite
- •When the cops showed up at my apartment because the party I WAS THROWING for my friend was too hoppin' I guessMy b.
- •When my friend and her bf did sex stuff in the same room where a bunch of us were sleepingYour twin sister was also in this room u dirty bitch
- •Every time my other gross roommate came home drunk and would walk around the room naked for upwards of an hourI still hate u wherever u are
- •When the guy next to me on a megabus had his hand down his pants for the whole ride and kept mumbling to himselfDidn't know what else to do tbh
- •The (probably 2) times I shared a bed with someone I was relatively attracted to🎵I'm wide awake🎵