TIMES I'VE MISTAKEN A WET NAP FOR A CONDOM
Am I the only one who does this?
- •In the cupholder of my mom's car
- •At the bottom of my clothes hamper
- •On the coffee table at a friend's apartment
- •Underneath my bedI was like damn go me
- •In my sister's backpackI was like damn go sister
- •In Chick-Fil-A