TIMES I'VE MISTAKEN A WET NAP FOR A CONDOM

Am I the only one who does this?
  1. In the cupholder of my mom's car
  2. At the bottom of my clothes hamper
  3. On the coffee table at a friend's apartment
  4. Underneath my bed
    I was like damn go me
  5. In my sister's backpack
    I was like damn go sister
  6. In Chick-Fil-A