WHY VANDERPUMP RULES' JAMES KENNEDY IS THE REAL-LIFE JA'MIE

Inspired by @danielleforte bringing this to my attention. Nothing was ever the same
  1. This is James Kennedy, star of @Bravo's Vanderpump Rules
    If you haven't seen it, what are you doing with your life
  2. This is Ja'mie King, star of Summer Heights High and Ja'mie: Private School Girl
    If you haven't seen it, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE
  3. James stands out amongst his fellow restaurant-worker castmates by being unapologetically betchy
  4. But so is Ja'mie
  5. They both have slight anger issues
  6. And you could say they are slightly delusional
    This relationship ended with him insulting her "shitty t-shirt line" and spitting on her front door
  7. I did
  8. And they both know where to hit you right where it hurts
  9. You hate to love them and love to hate them
  10. But you can't stop watching because they've got great one-liners
  11. And their unwavering confidence is honestly inspiring
  12. They're not great people, but hey we all have faults
  13. i.e. they're both notorious for lying
    He told everyone that they weren't
  14. Me 2 Ja'mie
  15. Eventually their discretions land them in hot water
  16. So naturally they've got their fair share of haters
  17. But that doesn't stop them
  18. Long live James and Ja'mie, whose names are actually very similar...
  19. Bless up