Inspired by @callmetajj
  1. Pancakes, Waffles, Crepes, etc
    I don't even pretend to like them. Get them out of here.
  2. Syrup
    Part of the reason why the above bullet point exists
  3. Professional football
    The NFL is boring
  4. Tarantino movies
    I just don't get it
  5. Running
    The runner's high does not exist
  6. Chipotle
    Never in the mood. And the guac isn't even that good.