My Online dating thought process

  1. 1.
    Maybe I should start dating again
  2. 2.
    I guess I'll try one of these phone apps
  3. 3.
    These are appropriate and relatively flattering pictures of me
  4. 4.
    What do you mean "six things I can't live without?"
  5. 5.
    Should I go literal-like air and water-or funny?
  6. 6.
    How do you even make this shit funny? Why are there so many stupid questions?
  7. 7.
    Okay I've written three lines that should be good
  8. 8.
    Oh I have a message!
  9. 9.
    Yeah, I'm not answering him
  10. 10.
    Wow, he keeps sending more messages
  11. 11.
    I'm just going to delete this app off my phone so I stop getting notifications
  12. 12.
    Some time later... Maybe I should start dating again