1. Maybe I should start dating again
  2. I guess I'll try one of these phone apps
  3. These are appropriate and relatively flattering pictures of me
  4. What do you mean "six things I can't live without?"
  5. Should I go literal-like air and water-or funny?
  6. How do you even make this shit funny? Why are there so many stupid questions?
  7. Okay I've written three lines that should be good
  8. Oh I have a message!
  9. Yeah, I'm not answering him
  10. Wow, he keeps sending more messages
  11. I'm just going to delete this app off my phone so I stop getting notifications
  12. Some time later... Maybe I should start dating again