The more embarrassing your story is, the more believable it will be.
  1. I stayed up all night Facebook stalking my ex and I have a sad hangover
  2. I accidentally forwarded a dick pic to my Nana and now my parents are making me meet with our priest
  3. I'm doing this cleanse and I really can't be more than twenty feet from a bathroom right now
  4. My mum said no
    Suggested by @poppy