EXCUSES FOR CANCELLING ON YOUR FRIENDS
The more embarrassing your story is, the more believable it will be.
- •I stayed up all night Facebook stalking my ex and I have a sad hangover
- •I accidentally forwarded a dick pic to my Nana and now my parents are making me meet with our priest
- •I'm doing this cleanse and I really can't be more than twenty feet from a bathroom right now
- •My mum said noSuggested by @poppy