Hibachi Tricks, Ranked
- 1.Big fireSuper cool, always a little scary, maybe even exhilarating? Kids will be thrilled or terrified (unless they miss the whole thing because they're staring at a phone)
- 2.Onion volcano + onion choo choo trainThis chef knows what's up. DINNER AND A SHOW BABY
- 3.Onion volcanoIt is a truth universally acknowledged that hibachi meals prepared without an onion volcano are 20% less tasty
- 4.Fried rice bunny rabbitAdorable.
- 5.Fried rice smiley faceYou're dialing it in
- 6.Catching shrimp tails in your hatImpressive but gross
- 7.Tossing knives aroundMeh
- 8.Pretending to squirt sauce at youThe worst.