Hibachi Tricks, Ranked
- •Big fireSuper cool, always a little scary, maybe even exhilarating? Kids will be thrilled or terrified (unless they miss the whole thing because they're staring at a phone)
- •Onion volcano + onion choo choo trainThis chef knows what's up. DINNER AND A SHOW BABY
- •Onion volcanoIt is a truth universally acknowledged that hibachi meals prepared without an onion volcano are 20% less tasty
- •Fried rice bunny rabbitAdorable.
- •Fried rice smiley faceYou're dialing it in
- •Catching shrimp tails in your hatImpressive but gross
- •Tossing knives aroundMeh
- •Pretending to squirt sauce at youThe worst.