1. Big fire
    Super cool, always a little scary, maybe even exhilarating? Kids will be thrilled or terrified (unless they miss the whole thing because they're staring at a phone)
  2. Onion volcano + onion choo choo train
    This chef knows what's up. DINNER AND A SHOW BABY
  3. Onion volcano
    It is a truth universally acknowledged that hibachi meals prepared without an onion volcano are 20% less tasty
  4. Fried rice bunny rabbit
  5. Fried rice smiley face
    You're dialing it in
  6. Catching shrimp tails in your hat
    Impressive but gross
  7. Tossing knives around
  8. Pretending to squirt sauce at you
    The worst.