HOLIDAY REESE'S SHAPES, RANKED
- •BellsLeast favorite on the list because the chocolate peanut butter ratio just seems off to me. Although these look more like their namesake than any of the other shapes.
- •HeartsCreepy Tim Burton shaped heart. Best paired with black turleneck and strong feeling of unease.
- •PumpkinLooks like a butt👍🏼
- •TreesKudos to Reese's for their brilliant handling of the social media outcry about the tree's appearance. Feel good about yourself while stuffing this tree in your (my) fat fucking face.
- •EggsThis is my favorite because Sam's Club sells them in bulk and I've been eating them daily for the last two weeks.