HOLIDAY REESE'S SHAPES, RANKED

  1. 5.
    Bells
    Least favorite on the list because the chocolate peanut butter ratio just seems off to me. Although these look more like their namesake than any of the other shapes.
  2. 4.
    Hearts
    Creepy Tim Burton shaped heart. Best paired with black turleneck and strong feeling of unease.
  3. 3.
    Pumpkin
    Looks like a butt👍🏼
  4. 2.
    Trees
    Kudos to Reese's for their brilliant handling of the social media outcry about the tree's appearance. Feel good about yourself while stuffing this tree in your (my) fat fucking face.
  5. 1.
    Eggs
    This is my favorite because Sam's Club sells them in bulk and I've been eating them daily for the last two weeks.