How To: Handle Surprise Company

  1. Panic
    Sit in shock for a few minutes like "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I HAD A WHOLE DAY OF NOTHING PLANNED"
  2. Make a to-do list
    Make a super detailed list in Google Keep and add your SO or roommate or whatever as a collaborator. Even if they don't help they need to see what you are going through
  3. Speed walk from room to room in a haphazard cleaning frenzy
    Remember to wear your Fitbit
  4. Refuse to eat, drink, or get ready until everything is clean
    If someone badgers you to take a break scream "NO TIME"
  5. Get right down to the buzzer then shower and put on makeup
  6. Greet guests and act like you didn't just spend the entire day trying to make your house look presentable