Lies I Tell My Kids

A running list of the big and small lies I tell my children
  1. "I don't make the rules."
    False
  2. "This hurts me more than it hurts you."
    Mostly false
  3. "The battery store is closed."
    Dreading the day they realize we could have just opened a drawer and put more batteries in but for now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯