Or Postpartum Boob Blues
  1. I am v thankful to have carried, delivered, and nursed two tiny humans
  2. But my boobs are just devastated
  3. They have been through the gauntlet and now they are like a Vietnam vet just sitting there with a look on his face that says "I've seen some shit"
  4. And sure I can prop them up with the help of science and technology and magic but most days I just kind of let them hang there in a nursing bra because who the fuck am I trying to impress