Personal Statistics I Want To See At the End of My Life

  1. Books I read
  2. Books I abandoned after several chapters
  3. Naps taken
  4. Times I stumbled then quickly recovered in hopes of avoiding anyone's notice
  5. Soulmates I met
  6. Soulmates I never had the opportunity to know
  7. Boners I have been responsible for
  8. Dollars spent on coffee and donuts