Places to Stash Clutter During Emergency Speed Clean

  1. Laundry room
    People rarely poke around in there
  2. Under couches
  3. Under chairs
  4. Closets
  5. Dishwasher
    Dirty dishes (not loaded properly just sit them in there and deal with it later)
  6. Oven
    Dirty pots and pans that won't fit in dishwasher
  7. Linen closet
    Isn't that what they're for???
  8. Garage
    Bonus if it's already full of junk. No one will even notice another laundry basket full of trains and Lego's (legos?) <—— apparently the plural of Lego is "Lego bricks" but I refuse