STUFF I'VE FOUND IN MY BRA
Spoiler Alert: It's mostly food
- •Poppy seedsCollateral damage from eating everything bagels
- •ChocolateIt melts and looks like poop and now that I have two babies I can definitely imagine a scenario where poop could end up on my person and go unnoticed for a minute/several hours
- •Unidentified crumbsWhat is that? No, really - WHAT IS THAT? It's like CSI: Sports Bra.
- •Shredded mozzarella
- •A boobHilarious and provocative stuff here, people.
- •Another boobShocking, I know.
- •An earring back
- •Tortilla chipMore painful than funny, really.
- •SalsaNow I want Mexican food.
- •Powdered sugarI lead a very healthy life, obv.