Spoiler Alert: It's mostly food
  1. Poppy seeds
    Collateral damage from eating everything bagels
  2. Chocolate
    It melts and looks like poop and now that I have two babies I can definitely imagine a scenario where poop could end up on my person and go unnoticed for a minute/several hours
  3. Unidentified crumbs
    What is that? No, really - WHAT IS THAT? It's like CSI: Sports Bra.
  4. Shredded mozzarella
  5. A boob
    Hilarious and provocative stuff here, people.
  6. Another boob
    Shocking, I know.
  7. Cheerios
  8. Popcorn
  9. An earring back
  10. Tortilla chip
    More painful than funny, really.
  11. Salsa
    Now I want Mexican food.
  12. Powdered sugar
    I lead a very healthy life, obv.