THINGS AT TARGET THAT I DON'T NEED BUT WILL ABSOLUTELY BUY

  1. One of everything in the $1-$3 section at the front of the store
    It's only a dollar! Who cares is my kid isn't old enough to play with it. I'll put it in the closet and promptly forget about it then find it months later and thank the closet elves for their bountiful gifts
  2. Random beauty products
    HAHAHA like I'll ever have time to fully shower AND do my hair AND makeup
  3. Something on clearance
    There is a video of me freaking out over clearance hand towels somewhere but I'll spare you
  4. Snacks for Ye Olde Snack Drawer
  5. Seasonal baby hats like this
  6. And this
  7. Also this
  8. More hats
  9. Oh snap this is just a list of JackJack in hats now
  10. Yup
  11. Whatever, you love it
  12. Ok, I'm done now
  13. Jk, I'll never be done. Fight me.