1. Something embarrassing that I said or did recently
  2. Something embarrassing that I said or did years ago
  3. Losing weight
  4. Eating
  5. The personal lives of public figures, past and present
    (cut to me reading Tom Hardy's Wikipedia page, doing a google image search of Tom Hardy, etc)
  6. Tom Hardy
  7. Diseases I might have, including hypochondria
  8. Math
    Specifically, how many potential hours of rest I can get if I fall asleep right now. Or in 30 minutes. An hour?
  9. If there are naked pics of me on the internet
    (cut to me searching all variations of my name with tags like "naked" and "ex girlfriend")
  10. Tom Hardy again
  11. The vastness of the universe and my insignificance in the grand scheme of things