THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T OFFEND ME BUT TOTALLY DO
Maybe I'm the asshole
- •When I let you walk in front of my car and you don't acknowledge me with a smile or wave or head nod
- •When I let you walk in front of my car and you walk in a diagonal line like I have time for you to take the scenic route
- •When you ask me to watch more than two YouTube videosWe both know I'm practically a saint for agreeing to watch the first one, why are you being a dick about this?
- •When you respond to my text with a phone callNope
- •More than one question markWhat??
- •When you say you "didn't see" my textI know it's a lie we all tell sometimes and it shouldn't get under my skin but it absolutely does
- •When you don't like my husband or kid(s) or dog(s)Sometimes people just don't like other people and that should be ok but *SPOILER ALERT* sometimes it isn't ok with me