WHAT HOUSE LISTINGS SAY VS WHAT THEY MEAN
We are in the process of selling our first house (which we bought five months ago 😩) so we can move to Atlanta and I'm seeing a lot of these phrases when sifting through listings for the new house
- •"Wonderful investment opportunity!"Why live in this dumpster fire when you can charge some poor unfortunate soul to?
- •"Wooded area in back"Hope you like snakes
- •"Large level lot, perfect for a pool!"Not that you'll ever be able to afford one, you worthless piece of shit.
- •"Lots of character"Old
- •"Charming"Small and old
- •"Interior has all new paint and carpet"Somebody died here