Reasons I Should Be an Intern for the List App

Okay, so they aren't actually accepting interns, but hypothetically...
  1. 1.
    No one's passion for this app comes close to mine.
    Except for the passion of B.J. Novak and Dev Flaherty, probably.
  2. 2.
    I devoted my FIRST PUBLISHED BLOG POST to my love for this app.
  3. 3.
    And I could have devoted my first published blog post to a lot of other things.
    I chose my topic wisely.
  4. 4.
    I find myself to be a mix between Marie (from the Aristocats) and John Mulaney (from The Comeback Kid and New in Town, OBVIOUSLY)
    Take that as you will
  5. 5.
    My humor is very dry, and I think that will contribute to the overall mood of the list app's environment (in a positive way).
  6. 6.
    I'm really smart, I know about a lot of random* things, I know about a lot of important** things, and I am constantly entertaining***
    * will sing the entire soundtrack to Mulan, will randomly quote The Grand Budapest Hotel (with accents), will make sure everyone understands just how important tea is to daily life. ** will understand all news and politics and history related subjects. *** not sure if people are laughing at me or with me...stay tuned.
  7. 7.
    Notice that there was no asterisk next to "I'm really smart"
    No reason, just felt that you can trust me on this one.
  8. 8.
    Email cassand@live.unc.edu with questions regarding the above statements.
  9. 9.
    Follow @totalcassmove on Instagram, especially if you have read this far down the list.
  10. 10.
    Okay, now you must really think I'm funny. Twitter: @cassycec
  11. 11.
    I like to finish lists with emojis. It says, "I take my writing seriously, but I don't mind showing my carefree nature and silly side."😎