Things you don't say to someone who is in a bad mood: a passive aggressive list

These are all things that people have said to me over time
  1. "You're so grumpy"
    Just makes me more grumpy
  2. "Silly teenagers"
    *surprise* adults get in bad moods too
  3. "Smarten up"
    This is just infuriating no matter what the context
  4. "Well that's not my fault"
    When I openly say I'm in a bad mood
  5. "Don't have such a smart mouth"
    When i say that I'm not in the mood to be bothered