Why my upcoming birthday specifically is STRESSING ME THE FCK OUT
  1. Youre supposed to spend the day doing what you love...
  2. But no one wants to do the things you like with you.
  3. So you have to do things alone.
  4. Which is great because I LOVE being alone. Always have.
  5. But then people are upset that you don't want to spend time with them.
  6. So while I want to spend the day doing yoga, mountain biking, and eating clean vegan food
    That's the worst fucking sentence I have ever written
  7. I will probably spend it doing something else because I also want to enjoy my friends and family company
  8. ~compromise~ 😜