Why birthdays are stressful
Why my upcoming birthday specifically is STRESSING ME THE FCK OUT
- •Youre supposed to spend the day doing what you love...
- •But no one wants to do the things you like with you.
- •So you have to do things alone.
- •Which is great because I LOVE being alone. Always have.
- •But then people are upset that you don't want to spend time with them.
- •So while I want to spend the day doing yoga, mountain biking, and eating clean vegan foodThat's the worst fucking sentence I have ever written
- •I will probably spend it doing something else because I also want to enjoy my friends and family company
- •~compromise~ 😜