I'm DJing a wedding this evening. At the rehearsal on Thursday, I approached the happy couple with a nagging question...
  1. ME: So I know you want a lot of hip-hop and dance music... I'm wondering what the boundaries are in terms of lyrical nastiness?
  2. BRIDE: Go crazy.
  3. ME: Really?
  4. BRIDE: Yeah, the only people here under 27 will be the flower girl and ring bearer.
  5. GROOM: And our parents don't know what 'Truffle Butter' means.
  7. ME: Okay!