A DANGEROUS CONVERSATION WITH THE BRIDE AND GROOM
I'm DJing a wedding this evening. At the rehearsal on Thursday, I approached the happy couple with a nagging question...
- •ME: So I know you want a lot of hip-hop and dance music... I'm wondering what the boundaries are in terms of lyrical nastiness?
- •BRIDE: Go crazy.
- •ME: Really?
- •BRIDE: Yeah, the only people here under 27 will be the flower girl and ring bearer.
- •GROOM: And our parents don't know what 'Truffle Butter' means.
- •LONG PAUSE
- •ME: Okay!