ACTORS WHO WILL MAKE ME MORE LIKELY TO SEE A MOVIE

Not including any list-appers on this list, but you talented fuxx know who you are. I will however say this: @miggles36 I only watched the first 30 minutes of The Brass Teapot.
  1. Timothy Spall
    The only reason I watched The Love Punch on an airplane.
  2. Frances McDormand
    That's right. I'm the asshole who saw Transformers: Dark of the Moon because one of the greatest living actors is more important to me than CGI robots.
  3. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
    Not the ONLY reason I went to the last two Hunger Games movies, but certainly my highlight.
  4. Cate Blanchett
    The only reason I saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls. Actually.
  5. Sharlto Copley
    I love him. Even when he's totally mo-capped.
  6. Mads Mikkelson
    The reason I was initially curious about Hannibal.
  7. Emily Mortimer
    I had never heard of Doll & Em when I stumbled upon it on HBO Go. Being a fan of her work was literally the only reason I clicked on it, and watched it. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
  8. Brian Cox
    Only reason I went anywhere near RED. Okay. And Malcovich too. And Mirren. And Ernie Borgnine.
  9. Carey Mulligan
    Best thing about Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
  10. Javier Bardem
    If I decide to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales upon its 2017 release, it will be due to Javier Bardem.
  11. Jada Pinkett Smith
    This is a fairly recent development. Her performance in Magic Mike XXL is sooooooo good that I'm reinvested in her career. I may even listen to Wicked Wisdom.
  12. Alfred Molina
    Added some much-needed gravitas to Spider-Man 2. That's the first Spider-Man 2.
  13. Jessica Chastain
    The only reason I paid to see Mama.
  14. Ben Foster
    In 2007 my friend Joachim and I made a pact to see all three Ben Foster movies in the theater: Alpha Dog, 30 Days of Night, and 3:10 To Yuma. We did so, and called it FosterFest.
  15. Adele Exarchopolos
    I've only seen her in Blue Is The Warmest Color. But I'll see her in whatever. I'll see her in an Adam Sandler sequel if need be.
  16. Matthias Schoenaerts
    I don't think I will ever see The Loft, but if I did it would be because of this jammer.
  17. Tilda Swinton
    Tilda Swinton was in the Keanu Reeves movie Constantine. Never forget.
  18. John Ortiz
    Anybody else check out AVPR: Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem based solely on the presence of John Ortiz?
  19. Maggie Cheung
    I think she stopped acting? Will we ever see her Inglorious Basterds stuff pop up as a bonus feature? @bjnovak ?
  20. Sam Rockwell
    I have seen G-Force, in which Sammy Rock voices a guinea pig spy named Darwin.
  21. Connie Nielsen
    Post-Demonlover, obsessed. Squealed when she popped up in Nymphomaniac.
  22. Idris Elba
    I saw Obsessed on opening night. Apparently the original title for that movie was Oh No She Didn't.
  23. Michelle Williams
    I saw Oz The Great And Powerful because I love Michelle Williams.
  24. Édgar Ramírez
    I will see the Point Break remake. And I will only see the Point Break remake because Carlos is in it.
  25. Dakota Johnson
    Only redeeming element of 50 Shades of Grey. A touch of humanity in a sea of wrong.
  26. Paul Dano
    Duh.
  27. Daniel Day Lewis
    I saw Nine, for fuck's sake.