ACTUAL MENU ITEMS FROM GWAR'S RESTAURANT

Members of comedy metal band GWAR own a GWAR-themed dive bar in Richmond, VA that serves "gourmet junk food." These are all real.
  1. Jizmak 'n Cheese
  2. Unt Lick
  3. Filet 'o BalSac
  4. Spew
  5. Cheese Toes
  6. Techno Seductress
  7. Hail Seitan
  8. Lettuce Slay
  9. Chicken Wangs
  10. Bloody Slymenstra
  11. Cthulhu Sauce
  12. Grilled Pustulus