AIRPORT LOOKS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
- •Bulls hat on head, Yankees hat Babybjörned to chest by front backpack strapPlease choose one hat for this flight.
- •Middle-aged women with Beats by Dre around their neckNah dawg
- •No mozzarella sandwiches at La Brea Bakery standFuck you
- •Ordering a Flat White at Starbucks when you don't know what a Flat White is.C'mon lady, get with the program.
- •All the sandwiches at Starbucks were in the case upside downSo I had to flip them over one-by-one to identify them
- •No mozzarella sandwiches at StarbucksFuck you
- •Starbucks oatmealActually this is pretty good!
- •Whining about travelNobody cares. Ooh, they're playing "The Metro" by Berlin in the food court. Just enjoy the little things. Now they're playing "1999!"